As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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