Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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