Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
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