everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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