hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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