Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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