real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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