I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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