When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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