his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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