So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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