im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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