Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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