i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
My life is pants optional.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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