PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
