Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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