You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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