Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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