ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
and she was petting her beer can
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
how does that bad decision feel?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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