Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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