The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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