Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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