Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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