is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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