dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
There was a lot of him and a little penis
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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