Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
people are starting to question the shark bite story
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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