just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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