I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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