is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
