honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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