I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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