i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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