okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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