He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dick very happy bro
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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