Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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