White coat. Heels.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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