Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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