so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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