What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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