can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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