hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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