So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Randomize
