My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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