you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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