That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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