There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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