last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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