He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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