I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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