were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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