giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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