Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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