Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Randomize
